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I Contracted a new physically transmitted infection

This is a warning to everyone I play with. I contracted it while at Kinkfest. It’s highlycontagious and spreads by physical contact (not specifically sexual), though the more intimate you are, the more likely you will contract it.

I was shocked when I first saw the symptoms, went through the stages of denial, anger, barganing… but finally broke down, had tests, and confirmed I have it.

What are the symptoms?

  • You will notice sparkly specks on your skin
  • You will glisten in the light
  • You will shed shiney bits everywhere you touch
  • Your personality will become more perky and outgoing
  • Your body language will become more flamboyant
  • You will have the urges to become a burlesque dancer
  • In extreme cases, you may want to start fisting clowns

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That’s right. I contracted Glitter. Once you come in contact with it, it’s hard to perminantly remove.

I realize this may stigmatize me from the community. I understand. Glitter spreads like mad, and nobody wants to become infected. It’s better to have full disclosure so everyone can be made aware and protect themselves.

Seriously though, one of the after care matteresses was covered with glitter. Anyone else who used it is also infected with glitter now.

Have a nice day. 🙂

 

Submitted by – SinisterBrain

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